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You must never go down to the end of the town, if you don't go down with me.

Eliot Spitzer prostitute was 22-year-old singer - Telegraph

Ashley Alexandra Dupré

It has been bugging me all night where I had heard that name before, and no it wasn't on my speed dial. It is of course resonant with a character from the AA Milne poem Disobedience:

James James
Morrison Morrison
Weatherby George Dupree
Took great
Care of his Mother,
Though he was only three.
James James
Said to his Mother,
"Mother", he said, said he;
"You must never go down to the end of the town,
if you don't go down with me."

Now if that isn't worthy of a parody I don't know what is.


And Eliot Spitzer's wife may agree with the tag-line of a 2006 film

"Two's company. Dupree's a crowd."


It made me think of the Deep Purple song "Mitzi Dupree"-

Dear Tim,

You called ?

I've tried to spoof this one before, it is very difficult because it is so long and repetitive.

What I managed :


Ashley Ashley Alexandra Alexandra Welcomes-all-comers Dupré
Took great care of her clients, known as the wealthy three;
Ashley Ashley said to one client : "Spritzer," she said, said she
"You must never go down at the end, on the town, if you don't go down on me.”

Somewhat inadequate, sorry !
Alan Douglas

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