You must never go down to the end of the town, if you don't go down with me.
Ashley Alexandra Dupré
It has been bugging me all night where I had heard that name before, and no it wasn't on my speed dial. It is of course resonant with a character from the AA Milne poem Disobedience:
Weatherby George Dupree
Care of his Mother,
Though he was only three.
Said to his Mother,
"Mother", he said, said he;
"You must never go down to the end of the town,
if you don't go down with me."
Now if that isn't worthy of a parody I don't know what is.